i’m jason and i’m a university student studying neuroscience and japanese language. even though i’m extremely interested in both networking/socializing with middle-aged sexual deviants from idaho and discussing science, philosophy, politics, social issues, and advocacy, i prefer posting and reblogging images on my blog over cluttering it with text. if you started following me because you saw one of my text posts/essays/unofficial theses for the slurry of professional and medical degrees i’ll probably end up dragging out of my ass one day, you can find a collection of my conversations, opinions, and notable text posts on this blog. if there’s nothing there yet, it’s probably because i made the decision to have a separate blog for text and discussion like three hours ago in relation to whatever point in time you’re reading this and haven’t actually started the blog yet.
anyway, alongside my most easily-identifiable interests, (blogging, posting pretty pictures, getting involved in discussions on this tumbler dot come,) i’m also interested in tons of other things, including
- neuroscience and cell biology, my primary area of study in university and the only reason i’m spending so much money on trying to earn a college degree
- recreational but limited use of drugs, particularly psychoactive and psychedelic substances derived or synthesized from natural sources that aren’t nearly as addictive or harmful as they are difficult to make
- going to school clubs or frat parties full of angry, potato-faced neckbeards and meticulously documenting every last step of whatever adventure(s) i’m embarking on in real time and using a combination of photos, text posts, and videos. i do this because mundane, everyday activities that old folks and convincted felons on indefinite parole probably involve themselves in become outrageous, unbelievable and nonsensical adventures for me at least once a week. also, much to the enjoyment of everyone who has never reciprocated my affection ever but still follows my blog to laugh at how pitiful i apparently am, every time these adventures spontaneously occur i always CONSCIOUSLY make one or more stupid decision(s) that others find funny. as an added bonus, much to my chagrin and undoubtedly to your future amusement, sometimes my shitty decisions end up with me sustaining any and all improbable but non-fatal injuries a born jackass of my caliber could possibly receive through the raw power of poor decision making
- typing too much and thinking i’m funny or insightful or intelligent when i’m only any one of those things roughly 3% of the time and any combination of two or all of them less than .05% of the time. fuck statistics though, do cocaine and pilot unlicensed aircrafts without a license. god damn who cares about numbers when a douchebag like me exists
- insincere self deprecation for comedic purposes
- not sleeping and writing
- character development ask me about my characters
- bye
